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]]>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:07:36 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/03/comments-with-love-1.htmlnaradji ko prabhuji ne mantralay ki rah dikhayeeepisode 2 mantralay.. pahala aur ye dono episode sath me pade...... ..,naradji vichar magna prabhuji ke samne baithe hue the ,prabhji ne mantralay ki rah dikha di.
Naradji vichar magna dekh prabhuji mushkurakar unse puchha he munivar ,kis soch me kho gaye ,yeh samsya manav sarjit hai, manav ne apne swarth ke liye ,unchi imarte, vikash ke nam par ,samunder ko bhi chhota kar diya(back bay reclamation) samunder ko miti se bhar us par imarte khadi kardi, mithi nadi ,ka bhava chhota kar diya , indra devta kya karege, .aur hawa pani ko koi rok nahi sakta ,yeh apna rasta khud bana lete hai. Amitabh bachchan ho ya sadharan manav ,uske liye sab barabar hai, unke pas sifarish nahi chalti kisiki.

in sab bato ka aaj kal indar devata ,ya kisi devata se jyada power pruthvi ke neta logo me hai ,aur ye log mantralay me baithte , aur samast hindistan ki samsya ka nivaran ,mantralaya me hota hai .

Naradji> prabhuji mantralaya me kya koi mantra dete hai jisa ke ,matrochar se manav ka udhdhar hota hai,

prabhuji> mantralaya me Mantra to nahi dete lekin MANATAR milata hai .

naradji> prabhu yr mantra aur MANTAR mr kya anatar hai ,

prabhuji> aap mantralay jayeeye ,aapko pata chal jayega ,
hna MANTARALAY me aap jaoge to ,prabhuji ne naradji ko dhyan se dekha ,are aapke vastro me jab nahi hai ,mantaralaya me bina jeb wale vastro ke sath entry nahi hai.aapko jis vastra me jeb ho aur us jeb me mantaralay Daxina lekar jana padega ,
Naradji> prabhuji aap to naya naya gyan dete ho,kuchh vistar se samjayeeye.

prabhuji> mushkurate hue nardaji ko dekha ,aur kaha ,aap ne itani bar dharti bhraman kiya hai, fir bhi dharti ke niyam se wakif nahi hai,

naradji> prabhu aaj tak sirf logo ki samsaya dekhata aaya hnu ,aur aapke samne rakhi hai ,aapne aaj tak MANTARALAY ki bat nahi batayee, kaise janu main,

prabhuji > thik hai munivar aapke dil me janata ka dukh dard dekh kar,aapko batata hnu, he munivar hindustan yane ki bharatvarsh me lokshahi hai,praja apana ummidwar chunkar bhejata hai aur yahi ummidwar janata ke bhagya ka faisla karata hai,aur aapko batadu ,mantralay pahuchane ke liye bechare ye neta gan kitanitakleef ,kitani janata ki sewa ,aur sabse adhik kitan paisa kharch kartehai ,ye jitana paisa sare hindustan ke neta kharch karte hai ,garib bharat varsh ke utne paise me ,desh ki sari panch varshiya yojana ,world bank se loan liye bina hi puri ho jaye,
parntu kya kare bechare neta, in sab yojana me hisab ka paisa (acconted money) aur neta ke pas behisabi paisa(unaccounted) hota hai,knyoki pichhlo sarkar ne aise niyam bana rakhe hai ,neta log chahate hue bhi apana paisa kanhi laga nahi sakte siwa ki election me ,

prabhuji mushkurate hue naradji ko dekhate hai naradji ke chahere par sadhran janta se bhav the , (ise bachcho se bhav bhi kah sakte hai,janta bechari bachche jaisi hi hai,hath me chocklet dekar kimati hira le lete hai)jaise kuchh bhi samaz
me nahi aaraha hai. prabhuji ne naradji ko dhyan se dekha,
fir kaha ye chunav ki bate ham bad me karege, abhi chunav sar par hi hai,

abhiaap mantralay jane ki tayyari karo aur jeb wale kapde pahankar jana aur wanha bina paise se kuchh nahi hoga. aapse paisa mange to jeb me hath dal kar manme ye mantra OM SHRI MAHALAXMI YE NAMAH KA jap karna, prabhu ne laxmiji ki aur dekh kar kaha ,munivar jab mantra ka jap kare to inke hath me 500 rs ka note rakh dena ,aur munivar in kagaz ke tkade se janata ka bhala kar dege ,jyada tkleff aaye to telepathy ham logo ka free hai ,aap muzse bat kar lena ,jaisi samsya hogi ham log charcha kar lege, aap mantralay jane ki tayyari karo,

naradji mantralay ke liye prashthan karte hai, jeb wale kapde pahnkar ,

prabhu krupa se naradji , sidhe MANTARALAY ke gate par pahunce, sabse puchhte ,puchhate dhakke khate ,kisine kaha nadar jana hai to khali jeb nahi kuchh daxina deni padegi ,naradji jeb me hath dal ma laxmi ko yad kar 500-500 ke note batate hue ,sambdhit office pahunce,
office ke samane jakar kahde hue,

mantarlay me aag ki tarah bat fail gayee ki koi bahot bada aasamee aaj mantra lay aya hai ,jarasi bat batne ke 500 deta hai ,
office ke samane naradji pahunche uske pahle unke aane ka samachar peon ko mil gaya tha ,peon ne bhi socha aaj ka din bahot achchha jayega ,
naradji ko samne khada dekh jaise nardji ki rah dekh raha ho.nardji ko dekh mushkuraya ,

peon> hatheli me tammaku maslata hua,(public place me dhumra pan varjeet hai, lekin bharat varsh me chalata hai) naradji ko dekh tamaku ka apne mukharvind me pravesh karaya, aur hath jod namskar kiya . kaha kya sewa kar sakta hnu,aapki .

naradji> bambai me yeh pani bhar gaya hai is vishay me aap kuchh kar sakte hai.

peon> dekhiye aapko janata nahi main ,lekin aap sajjan( paisa manav ko sajjan aur durjan bana deta hai) dikhate hai .sahab ke P.A. milva duga ,aur jaisa P.A, sahab kahte hai vaisa hi hamare sahab karte hai ,parntu daxina bina kam nahi hoga

naradji> nardaji ne man hi man prabhu aur mata laxmi ka dhanyawad diya bina mata laxmi ke ye sambhav nahi hota,aur prabhu ne sab jankari dekar bheja ,kitane jaldi jaldi kam ho gaya. naradji ne jeb me hatha dal kar 500 ki note peon ki di.
peon dekhane laga note ko nakli to nahi hai kadaka kadak thi, janch ke bad kaha ,itane me kam nahi hoga aisi 10 lagegi, naradji 10bar laxmi ko yad kiya aur 10 de diya .prabhu ki maya thi ,tera tuzko arpan karte hue diya,

peon <. > naradji dekh kaha aap rukiye anadar jakar sahab se mil kar aata hu, aapka kam do minute ho jayega ,
peon ke pair me jaise fourwheel gare laga ho( do pair me four wheel gare) bhagata hua ,anadar gaya
anadar jakar kaha sahab koi bahot hi maldar aaya hai ,muze 500ke 10 note diye aapse milne ke kiye ,aap ko kam ke kitane dege aap dekho,,,,,,,,, P.A. seroius hokar dekha use thik hai thik ..bhej use au ye 500 wali bate mat kiya kar ,virodh paksh wale sun lege to unko bhi hissa dena padega ,samne election hai,... jaldi bhej.

peon fourgare lagakar bhagta hua ,naradji ke pas pahuncha .naradji nadar bheja.

naradji > office me enter hue. P.A. ne mukshkurate hue unhe bithya ,jal pan ke bare me puchha. fir kaha kahiye aapki kya samsaya hai ,sahab(minister) aaj sham tak aayege nahi ,aapki samsaya ,main sahab ko bata dunga.

naradji ne bambai ki samsya batayee aur kuchh karne ko kaha .
P,A. ne dhyan se suna ....sochane laga ..... puchha aap janat ki itani fikra knyo karte ho ,kanhi aane wale election me sahab ke samne khade rahne ki tayyari to nahi hai na?

naradji > mushkuraye use dekha , fir bole nahi ,muze kya karna hai ,muzse to janata ka dukh dekha nahi gaya aur puchhte puchhte aap tak pahunacha.

P.A. ne socha ......... thik hai isake sahab se bat karta hu..lekin kharcha bahot aayega ..aap ki tayyari hai ..bina paise ke kuchh nahi hota aap bhi jante ho,... usne naradji dekha aur ankhe uchhal kar puchha.

naradji> sochate hue man me mushkurate hue kaha.. aap janat ka dukh dard dur kijiye aap jaisa kahega ho jayega.

P.A. ne naradji ko dekha aur kaha abhi aap ......aur jeb me hath dal kar ek card nikala , naradji diya ..ise aap gale pahnakar mantralay ke samne hotel me jayeeye aap ke gale latak dekh aisa hi card lekar aap ke pass aayega use aap 500 ke 200 note papaer me bandh kar de dena ,.woh is card par signature kar dega ,aapka kam shuru ho jayega , ye sirf advance hai aage sahab kahege utne paise lagege. thik hai
usane moblie se bat ki ,aur naradji ka hulia batata te hue unse 1 peti leno ko kah diay, ....... naradji ki uar dekh kar kaha .. jayeeye aap aapki rah dekh raha hai....naradji namskar kiya aur pane kam me lag gaya.

naradji bahar aaye, peon se hotel ka adress pucha aur kaha hotel ke anadra jane ki daxina to nahi deni padegi...
poen> haste hue nahi nahi usne adress samjaya ,apne sathi ko bulaya aur kaha sahab ko hotel le jakar P.A. sahab ke aadami mila do .aur naradji aur dekh kar kaha ise bhi kuchh daxina de dena

naradji to tayyar jeb me hath dala mata laxmi ko yad kiya ,aur 500 ka note de diya use, chalte chalte prabhu se telepahy pe sab bataya ,prabhu ne kaha ,aap hotel jakar jeb me hath dalana 200ka bundle tayyar aapki jeb ready hoga ,
naradji khush hue ki 200 mantrochar ko samay lag jata,prabhu ne samsuya chutki sulza di. naradji ko hote me unse milakar peon ka sathi dar chala gaya.

naradji ne use milate hue namaskar kiya ,usne naradji ke liye nasta bukaya aur kaha lijiye aarmse nasta kijiye aur peti muze dijiye,

naradji ne kaha peti to nahi aur jeb se bundle nikalte hue use diya ye hai ,
usnae kaha puri peti hai,

naradji ne kaha 200 note hai ,
wah mushkuraya thik hai ise hi ham log peti kahta hai.usne naradji ke card par signutre kar diye....

naradji prabhuji ko telepathy se vivaran diya ,prabhuji ne kaha MANTAR mil gaya ab aajo aur rah dekho ek varsh ,ashwasahn mil gaya election aarahe hai ,sari janat ko ashwashan mil jayege ,sari janta khush ,janta khush to naradji bhi khush.......

naradji ne chain ki sans li aur socha aaj ke bad bamabi walo ko pani samsaya ka agle varsh saman nahi karn a padega....

naryan naryan..........



]]>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:07:06 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/03/naradji-ko-prabhuji-ne-mantralay-ki-rah.htmlnaradji ko prabhuji ne mantralay ki rah dikhayeebambai ki barish ne kiya mumbai kar ko pareshan ,aur bhi jyada pareshan hue desh ke log . maha nayak Big B ke ghar me ghus gaya pani, unhone apni mahengi cars (kare) 5 star hotel me shift kardi , zuggi zopadi wale ki kanha kishmat amitabh ki car jaisi ki .chhotisi hotel me thikana mil jaye ,are bechara chhoti hotel wala bhi to pani se paresha,pani ghus gaya hotel me. nukshan upr se dhanada (bussiness) nahi,
nardji rat me Satelite dharti se bambai darshan kar rahe the sadharn janta ki halat dekh unake man me pida huee, subah subah ,barshat me morning walk prabhji ke sath band hai,........subah subah barish nahi thi ,jaldi hi chal pade prabhuji ke pas,
prabhuji aaram se zule par laxmiji ke sath zul rahe rahe the, naradji ate dekh , prabhu aur laxmiji ek dusare ko dekha , aur mushkuraye,

naradji ko avakar diya .jalpan karvaya , naradji ka chahera vishad may tha , .prabhu ne puchha naradji se ,vats kiski pida manme hai aapke ,itne dukhi knyo dikh rahe ho ,

nardji> prabhu. indradevta ne mumbai par meher kar di hai , mumbai me jagah jagah pani bhar gaya hai , jan jeevan thap hogaya hai , manav dukhi ho gaya hai,
prabhu indr devata se kahiye na mumabi wasiyo pe daya kare.

prabhji> he munivar. mumbai me barish sadharn hi hai lekin manav , apne swarth karan , dukhi hai ,bade logo ke swarth karan sadharan manav dukhi ho raha hai .
aur varsha kam karege indra devata ,to garmi me pine ke pani ki takleef hogi.

aur samsya aapki indra devta ki bajay mantralay hi sarkari machnary hi madad kar sakti hai .aapko mantralay jana padega

naradji sochane lage .prabhu ki aur dekha , prabhu ne mushkurakar kaha , is varsh to ho gaya agle varsh ki tayyari karo manav ,barish ke paschat bhul jayega ,mumabi kar itana bhagat hai ki use dopahr me kya khay yah sham ko yad nahi rahata,

prabhu> is samsaya ka niarakarn sarkar ke pas hai ..aur sarkar abhi bahot pareshan hai.....

sarkar ki pare shani....... naradji ka .... mantralay ka daura kal dekhte............
yeh jaldi jaldi likha hai ..........




]]>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:33:51 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/02/naradji-ko-prabhuji-ne-mantralay-ki-rah.htmlonce more, stage musicak show . chal raha tha ,kai gayak apne geet suna rahe the ,audience mast sun raha tha , ek naye gayak ko introduce kiya gaya, usne gana gaya ,logo ne bahot talia bajayee .
aur once more . once more kiya , gayak bahot khush hua usne gaya , fir wahi once more ,once more,
is tarah kai bar hua . gayak thak gaya ,bichara , naya naya , pahela prgramme .
usne sabka dhanyawad kiya , aur kaha aap logo ka bahot bahot shkriya ,aap log muz jaise naye artist ko itana pyar karte ho, lekin, thoda rest lelu ,ab main . fir aapke samne aata hu.
auduence me se awaz aane lagi ..................
jab tak thik tarah se nahi gaoge once more .karte rahege,
shayad muze bhi aap logo ka pyar ,achchha likhana sikha dega,
knyoki iske pahle jo maine post kiya usme kaha tha ki criticise kijiye ,usme bhi bahuto ne ,nice ,very good . kaha ,
thnx frnd aapka pyar hi muze aadmi se lekhak bana dega
thnx SUMI> AJEET KUMR> SAID


]]>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:45:42 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/01/once-more.htmlthanx to all ilander frnds ,who visited and commented on my post ,every one is commenting good ,nice, some one must criticise it ,show me my mistakes and i love them , much. i want to learn from them, so please , pahle galti dikhao fir niche achchha bhi comment kar dena...........


]]>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:32:00 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/01/thanx-to-all-ilander-frnds-who-vis.htmllot of frnds suggesting to write ih devnagri, lekin devnagri(hindi) bolana , samzana adhiktar log jante hai. lekin,padana bahot kam jante hai, so writting in english, jyad se jyad logo pade aur,,, aur ,,, jane...


aaj iland per blog pada , kidney for sale, " kidney bechna hai ,paiso ki jaroorat hai."

naradji blog pada ,naradji ko vichar aaya ,brahmaji ko samast manav jat ki aur se dhanyawad diya, knyoki ,aaj ka manav, itana adheek vyast(busy) hogaya hai ,apne pariwar ke bharan poshan ki jawab dari,badti mehnagai, globalisation,ke jamane me,har chij muthi me aane lagi hai,, kekin muthi kholo aur jeb me hath dalo to 30 tark ko ,jeb khali ,knyoki duniya chhoti,jeb bhi.chhoti,..maths kahta hai.

naradji ne dhanyawad kiya bramhaji ko ,sochte sochte manv jati kalyan ,prabhu ke pas chale,unke pas prabhu ke siwa koi nahi hai , har bimari ka ilaz prabhu hai ,arbo kharbo,varshose (millons and millons ,years) guranted ilaz aaj tak fail nahi hua,

prabhuji baithe the aaram se , naradji ko dekha ,avkar diya ,premse ,mushkurakar ,hal chal puchhe. lekin naradji ka chahera dekha ,aadha hasta hua ,adha udas. aadhi khushi adha gam.ek ankha me hasi aur ek ankh me gam,

prabhu ne puchha naradji se ,munivar ,aaj aadha tan zum raha hai,aadha tan lag raha hai sust, kya bat hai.

nardaji> prabhu.kaunsi bat pahle batau ,khushi ki ,ki gam ki...

prabhuji> mushkuraye.......... vats gam ke bina khushi kanha ,aur khushi bina ,gam knha..aap hi kaho ,jo dil me ho.

naradji>aaj subah. rediff iland par blog pada , kidney bechni hai, paiso ki avshakyta hai. laga kitan dukhi hoga ,jise apne sarir ke parts ko bechana padta hoga ,aur woh bhi kitanabadnaseeb hoga paisa hai lekin kidney kharab hai ,dono dukhi hai, ek bechega ,use paise milege ,dusara kharidega use kidney milegi,do no khus ho jaye ge.

prabhu brahmaha ji ne manav ko do kidney di ,ek se bhi kam chalta . kaise pata tha kharbo varsh pahle( millons year ) ki manav ko itani jyada jarurat paiso ki hogi ,kuchh namile to . kidney bech kar apni jarurat puri karle.


prabhuji> mushkuraye.... kaha ..munivar, manav ne computar 25-50 varsh pahle banaya hai, brahmaji ke pas to pahle se hai. unhe ye bhi pata tha ki .manav ka itana vikash hoga ,itana vikash hoga ki. manav ne bhi nahi socha hoga,
shrushti har vastu manav upyogi banayee hai, jaise bhale ke sath bura ,juda hai ,vaise hi dan ke sath chori,
brahmaji ko pata tha ki manav itana pad likh lega ki ,sadharan chori karna aasan nahi rahega ,manv ko chori karne ki bhi taknik sikhni padegi ,
aaj kal net banking ho gayee hai ,credit card ho gaye hai ,paise chori karna hai to computar ka gyan jaruri hai,
aur itne paise me pet bharta to jyada jarurat hai aapki .aur gaon me izzat bhi chahie to ,Dr. bano aur kidney chori karo ,becho, manav ko pata bhi nahi chalega ki kidney kam ho gayee ,knyoki ek se bhi kam chalata hi .

kisi kisi ke kismat kharab hote hai , safe deposit walt me jaye aur khole, walt ki ek hi chabi hoti hai ,aur khulvane paise dene padte hai master key sirf Proffessinal Dr. ke pas hoti hai. kholne pahle machine me dekhata hai , kisi cahbi wale bhai ne chori nahi kiya hai to ,

brahmaji ne samast manv ka dhyan rakah kar shrushti ka nirman kiya hai. brahmaji ko dhanyawad bhi nahi karte hai ,

manav kitana swarthi ho gaya hai ,fir bhi prabhu ke liye sab saman hai. sam drusti hai ,

chor sipahi. saukar garib . sab ka pet bharna chahiye, ........
hai kay nahi brahmaji great... nardji mante ki nahi.

naradji> bat to aapki ek dam sahi ,manav jati dhanyawad kare ki na kare .lekin samst manav jati ki aur se maine subah hi brhmaji ko dhanyawad kiya . muze bhi pata hai , itne barso se dekhata araha hu ,manav ko ,dhanywad dena hi bhul gaya hai, nadan hai prabhu manav .xama karo use..

narayan narayan ....



]]>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:15:08 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/01/lot-of-frnds-suggesting-to-write-ih.htmlplay the game with spiritचॅनेल के टी.आर.पी, के चक्कर मे , पैसो का खेल. च्चीन लेता है बचपन , 12 साल की बाकची गा रही है किस्स मी बेबे.
13साल का लड़ का गा रहा है सरकैय ले खटिया जाड़ा लगे, और जज इन्हे कॉमेंट करते है, सब को लगता है मैं बडिया गा रहा हू.
लेकिन क्या पता आज कल जमाना फिक्सिंग का चल रहा है,..........
बचो को भेजने पहले हारना सिखाओ ..................
आडडत जी से है पचाने हार की ,
है किसमे ताक़त उसे हराने की,
हारता वोही है, जो खेलता ता है जीतने ,
वो क्या हारेगा जो खेलता है खेल, खेल दी ल से
]]>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:06:39 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/30/play-the-game-with-spirit-1.htmldouble click on joyfive star PUb me Prashant baitah baitha peg pi raha tha ,usaka dost Mayshali aata hai uske baju me baithta hai, prashant ka dhyan kanhi hai , knahi khoya hua hai,uska dost table pe rakhe glass ko spoon se bajata hai, prashant hadbadakar dekhata hai, usaka dost bhi serious dikahta hai ,use puchhta hai ,kanah khogaya tha ,Mayush ali.>where are you? , looking puzzled, are you some were else not here?,
prashant> nothing just killing time , spending money. without enjoyment .brain is not working,
mayush ali> hnu.. lost money in share market ,it is crushed no?

prashant> s 5-50 lakh does not matter , all are blank. dark nothing is here. move yar
mayush ali use bithata hai, kahta hai , sit yar , me is same
prashant> baithta hai, peg repeat hote hai ,dono chup chap pi rahe hai ,..............
dono tun hokar bahar nikalte hai,
uska frnd circle sabhi well educated, diamag se hi kam karne wale.dil nam ka koi part bhi body me hai ,unhe pata nahi hai,prashant bahot hi ashant tha ,
prashant ke pas paisa bahot hai ,imported education ,dollar ka mal, sab kuchh hai ,lekin kisi bhi chij me joy enjoy ment nahi mil raha hai use
prashant isi tarah ghumata hai idhar udhar ,koi aadmi jorse hasta hue dikhe to use ashcharya hota, woh bhatk raha tha , use bhatakte bhatakate ,raste par sadharan sa aadmi bahot khush dikh rahe tha, uske pas jakar khada khada dekhta hai ,woh aadmi use dekhata bhi nahi hai ,apni masti mast hai, jab dono ki nazar milati hai, \
prashant use puchhata hai, how can you be so much happy?
woh aadmi use hasta hua ghurta hai, kahta hai ,aise hi
prashat> aise hi ,bhai muze bhi aisi masti aiasa anand kanha milega ,muze peace chahie,
aadmi> masti anand ka piece nahi milta ,full plate milti hai ,
prashant> piece nahi peace matlab shanti
aadmi> shanti jungle me jao bahot hai ,jitani chahiye lelo,
prashant > aisa jungle me ,thanq kahte hue bhagta hai ,ki jungle me shanti khatam na ho jae,
prashant jungle me jata hai bhatakta hai ,bhatkata hai use kuchh bhi nahi dikhayee deta ,jungle me bhi ,zad , pashu pakshi ,yehi dikhate hai, lekin shanti kanhi dikhati. prashat shanti, masti, khushi, ki talash me bhatakta hai, bhatkte bhatkte use, ek vrukh(tree) ke niche ,do sant ,sadhu jaise ,jisme ek ke hath me vina thi, baithe dikhe ,use dekh . ruk jatahai,bahot dino ke bad koi manav prani dikha, unhe dekh ruk jata hai, dono mast ,apni masti me khush dikh rahe the ,jungle ko enjoy kar rahe the,
prashant unke pas jata hai ,unhe dekhta hai, .woh dono bhi use dekhte hai mushkurate hue prashant gamgeen sochata hai dekhata hai ,kuchh bolu na bolu .kya bolu , himmat karke puchata hai ,
prashant> who are you?
sant> use dekhte hai, who are we?
prashant> oh you know english?
dono sant ek dusare ko dekh mushkurate hai .ek jisake hath me vina hai ,kahat hai .every languge on this earth ,we can speak,
prashant> ashchray se ,.....oh.... .bahot dino ke bad thodi muskurata hai jaise jabar jasti hasta hai.
prashant> you dont told ,who are you?
sant> baitho baitho......... apne kamdal se pani dete hue kahta hai .shital jal grahan karo,
prashant> zat se pani leta hai . aur ghat ghat pi jata hai ,
dono sant ek dusare ko dekh mukhakurate hai . unse puchhte hai, who are you ?
do you follow hindi?
prashant> ya ya ya..........
sant> kaun ho vats aap. dikhate ho aaj kal ke navjawan ki tarah kya kahte hai well educated, koi ghapla kiya hai kya , jungle ghum rahe ho. pichhe police to nahi lagi hai .
prashant,> no no n... no ghapala. nothing , i have lot of money, kuchh ghapala karne ki jaroorat nahi hai,you did not told who are you/
sant > baitho aaram se , me is narad and he is prabhuji
prashan> narad ,prabhu.. heard ,,, some where.... kanhi suna lagta hai
naradji aur prabhuji muskurate hai ek dusare ko dekh, kanha se kanha tak padhe ho (education) interview lene ki styleme naradji puchhte hai,
prashant> sochata hai........ fir apni degree ya ginanae lagata hai MBA from America , so and so from oxford. xyz from Austraulia falana dhikana ,.....ginata hai(knyoki muze nayee degrre kya hoti hai pata nahi hai mba aur kya kya hota hai aap log jod lena uski degree likhunga to chhota sa blog ban jayega)
Naradji > use rokate hue...... ruko ruko vats ,maine puchha kanha se kanha tak .
Bal mandir kanha se sikha , usake aagey kanha kanah padhe
prasahnt> sochate hue..... apna hath sar pe ghumate hue...... balo ko ungli aur anguthe (fingre and thumb) me pakadte hue BAL ................ mandir.....sochne lagta hai.... fir kahta hai .. bhagwan ka mandir suna hai dekha hai.....what is this BAL mandir..........
naradji> fir mushkurate hai ...... mandir me gaye ho aap logo ne prabhuji ko mandir me bithaya hai ,yehi hai prabhuji hai , hna batao BAL mandir kanha se sikha,
prashant> mandir me bhagwan ki murty dekhi hai prabhu ko nahi ,..... my frnds father"s name is some thing like prabhu das or lal. mandir me aise nahi hai ,......sochata hai knyoki dimag jyada , hi chalane ki adata hai use.
naradji> hna yehi hai .....bhagwan koi inhe prabhuji kahte hai, aap log aapke man me jo photo ho vaisi murty banate ho aur mandir me bithate ho.
prashant> fir sochata hai.... muh aisa karta hai ,,,,,ki use bewkuf bana raha hai ,,,,,,fir dimag me aata hai muzse kya le lege, kahta hai thik hai aap hi bhagwan ho lekin prabhu nahi suna tha ,chalo man leta hu,....dimag hna na hna na kar raha hai. aap batao aap bhagwan ho to muze shanti kanha milegi .aap shanti do to , i will belive you are a bhagwan,
prashant> kanha kanha nahi dhundha , america me one millon dollar ka job tha ,pagal ho gaya , brain is not working ,chhod kar , aagaya .do muze shanti do........
naradji> shanti ..... ke kiye america chhoda , sahar chooda , jungle me agaye. fir sochte hue prabhuji ki dekha mushkuraye , prabhuji bhi mushkuraye,,,,,,,....bahot easy hai . kisi BAL mandir ke bachche ko dekho ......uske HRADAY(heart) me aata hai karta hai ,kitana khush rahta hai,
prashant>HRADAY>>>>> what is this. where is it,
naradji > HRADAY .... nahi pata .. DIL , heart
prashant> oh heart .pump ka kam karta hai body me blood filter kar body me suply karta hai, use you spell HRADAY............kya bat karte hao ,DR , kahte hai heart ko jyada takleef mat do attack aayega ,heart kabhi sochata hai, i dont know? inever use my heart, only brain works,
naradji> brain me shanti ki CHIP brahmaji nahi dali hai , software SHANTI HRADAY me install kiya , menu me jao brain ko bhejo recycle bin me , HARDAY KO double click karo. fir joy aayega , joy ko click karo , joy click hote hi ,shanti, enjoy karo aur masti karo ,gurantee ,meri fees hai Mandir jakar ya ghar me ,baith kar , dil ki awaz suno aur follow karo......... SHANTI < PAISA< KHUSHI<> every thing is there.....
enjoy ......
narayan narayan..............................
try karo try karne ka paisa nahi lagta ...................





]]>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:28:36 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/27/double-click-on-joy-1.htmlzero figurebebo ka zero figure dekh ,huvw deewane bebo ke,
minus me jane ki thi nahi jagah,
zero figure dekh ,saheed ne chhoda,
saif ne ke hath me giree bebo,
amrita chali bebo ki rah ,
sarkar ne dekhi deewangi ,
zero figure ki ,huee khush,
mahngai ke waqt me ,
hogi kam demand ,hogi kam ,mehngai,
zaman hai contest ka ,
comptition ka ,sarkar bhi ,
chali rah contest ki ,
nikala istehar,jo hoga
8mm zero figure wo hoga winner ,
kareeena,ke sath 7star me dinner,
khali kareena ke sath ayega free
zuggi zopadi me pahunchi kahabr,
sare hindusatan ke sath,hue tayyar,
bina kuchh kiye hi the itne sare ,
line khade the 8mm se kam zero figure.
kareena se kam kapde the par ,
dhaka tha sara unka tan,
pet tha khali sabka lekin,
bhara hua tha kareena se jyada man,


]]>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:19:41 +0530http://ckant.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/26/zero-figure-1.htmlsky walkNaradji jab news paper me pada ,"Mumbais frst skywalk inaugurated" daude daude bhage prabhji ke pas news papre hath me lekar....... prabhuji, aaram se zule pe laxmiji ke sath baithe baithe zulte hue barish ke suhane mausham ka anand le rahethe , naradji ko aate dekha ,
laxmiji ne mushkurakar kaha bahgawant , aapke priy naradji samsaya hath me lekar padhar rahe hai,
prabhuji ne mushkurakar devi ki aur dekha ,kaha devi ,
sansar me sabhi praniyo ke hitecchi (wellwisher) naradji hai,
naradji ko avakar diya prabhu ne ..apni chir parichit mushkan ke sath,padhariye vats, aaj itni subah subah,
naradji prabhu ke charan me vandan karte hue ,kaha,
prabhu aajka news paper dekha, mumbaikar, aasman pe chalega,(skywalk) yeh manav kitna uncha uthana chahte hai, jamin pe chalata tha,niche manav prajanan badgaya,niche chalne firne ki ,rahne ,ki samsya bad gayee,
hamlogo ne kuchh din pahle dekha .nadi nale fly over banane ka plan karne lage.
prabhuji mushkuraye aur naradji ki aur dekha, naradji parivartan duniya ka niyam hai ,upar wala niche jata hai,aur niche wala upar jayega , shrusti chakkar ghumata rahega , suna hai Dhirubahi ambani africa me kanhi pump pe naukri karte the aaj unke bete ke pumpo pe kai log naukri karte hai ,ye bat alag hai ki pump band karne pade unhe ,
parntu bhartiya sarkar sabko uncha utahne me lagi huee hai, bahot achha kary kar rahe hai, sab log skywalk karege, kitne khusnaseeb hai mumbai kar ,baki bhartiy ko chhod kar ,aur woh bhi barish ke mausam me ,agar Indra dev ki krupa thodi jyada hogayee to mumbai pani se bhar jayega ,aur sabhi mumbai kar skywalk se aarm se safar kar sakege ,hna lekin bihari log jyada aajyege to skywalk pe bhid ho jayegi , thakre sahab ka bunglow to unchai pe hai, unhe takleef nahi hai,lekin unke dil me ,mumabi kar aur khaskar marthi bhasi ke liye ek alag hi kona hai ,itna pyar ki unke liye unko hi marne marne bhej dete hai,bunglow me baithe baithe ,

naradji .> yamraj ko bhi ab jyada niche nahi jana padega ,unka bhi kharcha kam hoga, swarg lok ki bachat hogi,kuberji ka khajan bharte jayega ,naye locker banwane padege,
prabhu mushkuraye> naradji aap bhi kanha se kanha chale gaye sochte sochte ,ek chhotasa skywalk banaya hai, sara bharat sirf kya kahte bandra kurla chhod barshat me badh aayegi na usase pareshan hoga ,
sarkar sabka bhala chahti hai .sarkari karmchari ko kam chahiye ,bekari dur karni hai, sky walk banaya ,sarkar neta ,thekedar ,ka ghar bhar gaya . aam janata ko mehngai mar gayee, unhe skywalk nahi roti chahiye ,har gaon me roti hai ,lekin janata ko bhi mumbai chahiye
ye parivartan chalta rahega .....aap fikar mat kijiye aarme dopahar ka bhojan lekar vamkukshi(lunch ke bad ka rest sote hue) kijiye
narayan narayan

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